Question #1: If your exboyfriend’s next girlfriend after you is a dog, is that a good or bad thing?
On the one hand, it’s a good thing because you told him he couldn’t do
better than you and he’s proven that. You’re the still best (looking)
thing to come along so far.
On the other hand, you start to wonder if you’re at the same level
(looks wise) with her. I mean, he’s gone after both of you. Are you
both in the same league?
Of course, I realize that it’s supposed to have no bearing. You’re not
with him anymore. And every subsequent girlfriend, every subsequent relationship doesn’t
necessarily reflect anything about you and your relationship with that boyfriend.
Question #2: If a guy who say he’s gay hits on you, does that mean you’re way too drunk or does that mean he’s not gay?
Let’s just say, it was an interesting Friday night. Can you be a closet hetero?