A source of endless amusement for me. Ah, AsianAvenue. This is why I still check my notes.

—– Original note —–
Date: Dec.26.2004 23:27
From: Chopsti6
To: Anna-143
Subject: hi
are you whitewashed? i dont think i would let you date me

—– Original note —–
Date: Dec.29.2004 02:01
From: Anna-143
To: Chopsti6
Subject: Re: hi
White washed like you don’t even know

—– Original note —–
Date: Dec.29.2004 17:27
From: Chopsti6
To: Anna-143
Subject: Re: hi
obviously.

—– Original note —–
Date: Dec.29.2004 20:45
From: Anna-143
To: Chopsti6
Subject: Re: hi

—– Original note —–
Date: Dec.30.2004 00:58
From: Chopsti6
To: Anna-143
Subject: Re: hi
you’re no fun

Date: Dec.30.2004 15:17
From: Anna-143
To: Chopsti6
Subject: Re: hi
fun is overrated.

white washed is where it’s at.

=)

—– Original note —–
Date: Dec.30.2004 22:56
From: Chopsti6
To: Anna-143
Subject: Re: hi
fyi: my least favorite fruit… banana.

—– Original note —–
Date: Jan.01.2005 06:29
From: Anna-143
To: Chopsti6
Subject: Re: hi
Luckily I was born in the year of the Monkey and LOVE bananas. Mmmm potassium!

—– Original note —–
Date: Jan.01.2005 16:12
From: Chopsti6
To: Anna-143
Subject: Re: hi
why
do you have to be so sarcastic? i can just see you as some mailorder
bride for some rice king in canaduh. as the old proverbial saying goes
“monkey see monkey do”. do a favor for all of humanity and knit me some
socks. at least then you’ll be doing something constructive.

—– Original note —–
Date: Jan.01.2005 21:50
From: Anna-143
To: Chopsti6
Subject: Re: hi
I am using sarcasm as a defense mechanism. I thought this was obvious, considering you’re attacking me for whatever reasons.

Anyway,
you mention the “proverb”: monkey see, monkey do. However, you’ve yet
to explain to me how that applies to “knit me some some socks”. By the
monkey see, monkey do logic, I’d have to see someone (you?) knit socks
in order for me to do it. As well, I see no correlation between that
statement and your previous one pertaining to mail order brides.

Anyway,
as to what you’re saying about doing something constructive, I think
writing notes to you back and forth is fairly constructive, as it helps
me improve my writing speed and keeps you from pissing off more people
with your hate, prejudism and sexism — if only for the five minutes
for you to read and respond to my note. I don’t know about you, but I’m
having tons of fun writing back and forth.

=)

—– Original note —–
Date: Jan.01.2005 23:23
From: Chopsti6
To: Anna-143
Subject: Re: hi
that reverse phsychology nonsense isnt fooling me. frankly you’re
nothing more than a rancid vile test tube of rat dung. i simply abhore
your kind. i’m not a racist per say but you’ve turned me into one. dont
you see how multi-culturalism is tearing the world apart? inter-racial
babies, inter-racial dating, inter-racial marriages just makes me sick
to stomache. you know why that tsunami hit s.east asia??? mother nature
doesnt like asians obviously *duH*

shall i place the dunce cap
on your head or are you coordinated enough to place it on your airhead
yourself? i didnt intend to correlate the proverb to the knitting of
the socks in any way, shape or form. all i wanted is for you to take
the words literally for what they mean. so, when i said “monkey see,
monkey do” it meant you are a monkey that see’s and does as a monkey is
capable of. taking this principle into account the rest should be self
explanatory.

anna isnt an asian name. shouldn’t your name be wu
ching lee nguyen or something…? stop stealing our names, ideas and
most importantly, our land. one other thing china girl, it is normal
custom to take a picture facing the camera. this comes in hand so the
one viewing your picture can see your face.

p.s you can call me your daddy if you want.

—– Original note —–
Date: Jan.02.2005 00:58
From: Anna-143
To: Chopsti6
Subject: Re: hi

LOL, I didn’t realize that my notes to you could turn you into a
racist. Impressionable, aren’t we? Have I also turned you into a sexist?

I
find it rather ironic that you’re telling me to place a dunce cap on MY
head when you fill your notes with words such as “duH” and with
personal attacks as such a “vile test tube of rat dung”. How does this
show that you are the better – or at least more intelligent person out
of the two us? Perhaps if you tried logic – rather than
misappropriating a horrible tragedy such as the tsunamis as a racist
attack – you’d stand a better chance of insulting me.

Also, I
find it ironic that you tell me how I’m “stealing” “your” culture with
my name — Anna. Yet, looking at your own screenname, I see you’re
referencing Asian culture. Aren’t chopsticks a very iconically Asian
object? All of these racist statements you’re spewing begs the
question: why are you in this community if you hate Asian people so
much? It seems the wrong place. Have you tried other web communities
that are less “Asian” minded such as friendster?

******

Alas,
it was fun while it lasted but it’s time to block him now. However,
those who ARE on AsianAvenue — feel free to note him to for your own
amusement.

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5 comments
  1. Anonymous said:

    mahaaha.  Classic.  There are way too many bored people on the internet.
    J

  2. hahhahaha… uber awesome!! you owned him! *grin*

  3. ckn said:

    I’m laughin my ass off. lmao.what kinda idiot!? I hope this chopstix incinerates in his own hatred

  4. Anonymous said:

    “Never get into a war with words with a english major from Langley” – Steven B. Yago

  5. Anonymous said:

    LOL…oh wow…I can’t believe you and him went to the distance You’re right about the club scene in Vancouver…I had a chance to visit a few record stores Downtown the other day and chatted with some folks there…they all told me the same thing about the local club scene: it’s dead, it’s quiet, you have to know the right people to find quality parties, etc…it’s really unfortunate…Though I found out about this place called “Lotus Hotel” at the corner of Abbott and West Pender. Every Saturday there’s night called “Deepen” where they have DJs doing mainly Tech House sets. I never got a chance to check out the place but it sounds promising. Hopefully next time when I’m back home

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